My new page of Videos by me.

Some of my previous Silly Blog Postings

POP UP AD STUPIDITY       MAI TAI      

BARBIE & KEN       MY LOVE APPLICATION       BLIMP       DOO DOO

DOUGHNUTS       GRANNY       HELP WANTED       DRIVE-IN

ELMO       ELMO 2       ELMO 3       TIVO

DIARY       HOLLYWOOD SQUARES       LONE RANGER       LOVE

MIME       OLIVE       PASTRAMI       PERSPECTIVE

Don't your feelings about your dog's intelligence diminish just a little bit when you watch him pee and then step in it?

     

     

     

In my opinion, Colo-Rectal Surgeons don't get the recognition and praise that they deserve.
So in tribute to these brave angels of mercy,
I have posted this song.

Just click on the link below. It's in a 271k wave file so it should play right away. Might take a minute to load and will appear in a separate window.
Turn off Pop-Up Blocker if it won't come up.

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I'm thinking of purchasing one of these but I'd like to get some feedback first. Does anybody own one yet? I can buy one NEW for about $20. This model even has an auxiliary jack so you can plug in your Ipod or MP3 player and rewind that, too.

Modern technology .. ya gotta love it! What will they think of next?

 
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to see Wink's True Feelings.

There is no real reason for this image being here, other than I am simply a typical guy who likes this sort of crap.


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REDNECK LETTER
FROM HOME

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Brand new 2004 edition of

"You might be a redneck if ..."

Courtesy of KIM .... and of course,

Jeff Foxworthy.

Wink's Favorite Cartoons

 

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Rated PG-13: Parental Discretion Advised for Foul Language

We've Lost a Legend!

I thought you would want to know. It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never realized how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, their two children -John Dough and Jane Dough and they had one in the oven. He is survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:45 for about 20 minutes.

Courtesy of Booty

We've Lost ANOTHER Legend

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in ..... and then the trouble started.

Courtesy of Janis

URGENT MESSAGE

I don't know if you've heard, but starting Jan 1, 2004 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a "hands free" adapter. We went to Circuit City and they wanted $50 for a headset with a boom microphone for my cell phone. I have come up with an alternative, working through Office Depot. These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size fits all. We paid 8 CENTS EACH because we bought in quantity.

We're selling them for $1.00. I tried them out on Erickson, Motorola, Nokia, Nextel & All Sprint PCS phones and they worked perfectly. CLICK HERE to see a picture of our alternative adapter. Take a look and let me know if you want one.

Wink


NASCAR has dropped Winston as it's Championship Series Sponsor.
Rumor has it, KOTEX will be the new sponsor.

READ ALL ABOUT IT - CLICK HERE!!!

The Fargin News: A funny little newspaper about a ficticious little town, created through the joint efforts of people with way too much time on their hands.

Golf Stories & Jokes

I'm starting a collection of Golf Stories. Feel free to email me any good ones you hear. There's a cute one on there right now.

CHINESE FOOD DITTY
Courtesy of Lori

Ever wonder what they REALLY put into Chinese Food. Make sure you turn up your speakers for this one.

RANDOM THOUGHTS
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Courtesy of Lynn

Such as:

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.


Do you like George Carlin??? So do I! I've compiled a Carlin-isms webpage with the help of some of my friends.

CHECK IT OUT!!

Wink's Book of AVOIDS

A compilation of things I feel you should try to avoid like ... "Clearance Sales at Sushi Bars". You get the picture.

Top 25 Country Songs
courtesy of Grant
Words that SHOULD
be in the dictionary

Courtesy of Lori

Such as: Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Things My MOM Taught Me.


Courtesy of my sister, Karen

Such as: MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION . . . . . .

"You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"

QUESTIONS
THAT WILL MAKE YOU THINK

LORI SINGS AT THE MARLINS GAME - Click Here to see some pics of her performance. We caught a break with the weather and she did REALLY well singing the National Anthem. Check it out!!!

Sometimes .... a helping hand isn't very much help at all!!!


Splish-Splash Ditty

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Titanic presented in 30 Seconds

(re-enacted by Bunnies)

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Finally, we have proof that Spiderman is GAY!!!

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Jaws presented in 30 Seconds

(re-enacted by Bunnies)

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Alien presented in 30 Seconds

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The Shining presented in 30 Seconds

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The Exorcist presented in 30 Seconds

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Star Wars presented in 30 Seconds

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show presented in 30 Seconds

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DEEP THROAT: Think about it ... There is actually an important figure in American History
who is named for a B.J. movie. How do gradeschool teachers handle this????

In a rare and spooky co-mingling of Baseball Curses,
it turns out the spirit of Babe Ruth possessed the Cubs fan who interfered with Moises Alou,
preventing him from catching a foul ball in Game 6 of the NLCS.

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Abbott & Costello's
"Who's On First?" Routine

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