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Wink's Gaggle of Goodies

Just click the logo above and be magically transported to a land of mystery and intrigue.

(Or CLICK HERE to get to the same place. The logo just makes it feel more flashy. Ooh .. look at the pretty colors.)

I offer a plethora (whatever that is??) of items for your purchasing and collecting pleasure.
From Soup to Nuts and everything in between.
(FYI: We're out of Soup & Nuts)

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma. You're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson.......

"They won't let me fart."

The Mai Tai got its name when two Polynesian Alcoholics got into a fight over some neck-wear.

What do you see when
the Pillsbury Dough Boy
bends over?

Doughnuts

Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.
The movie cost me $394.

- Steven Wright

HER DIARY
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too???

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep and I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
Today the Giants lost, but at least I got laid.

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."

The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky."

Don't your feelings about your dog's intelligence diminish just a little bit when you watch him pee and then step in it?


Click the picture to go to the Mercedes website.
Click HERE to email Peter directly
at McInnisP@autonation.com

Click the picture to go to the Atlantic Tax website.
Click HERE to email Roger directly
at taxes@atlanticpompano.com

Click the picture to go to Trish's Facebook Page.
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at fireandicetrish@gmail.com

Click the picture to go to Marcus' website.
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at mschnellenberger@kw.com

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Click HERE to email Mike directly
at mike.franklin@edwardjones.com

Click the picture to go to Pedro's web page.
Click HERE to email Dr. Pedro Rodriguez directly
at pompanovetonco@gmail.com

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